I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE
is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO
all i want is nice legs and a band member boyfriend is that too much to ask for
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment